Big Biz Quadruple Single

VINYL FORMAT. Comes with a digital download code! What has Big Biz been up to lately? I heard they spend all day huffing gold spray paint. I've also heard they had a collective freak-out and ran off to join the touring company of Burning Man: The Musical. My friend heard they're still embroiled in that Joe Rogan/Cameron Diaz lawsuit (DON'T ASK!). Rumors rumors rumors! There are some questions that not even a computer or fancy phone can answer. When asked to comment, Big Business will only respond that they've been busy "going viral", whatever that means. What we do know is that Big Business has a new guitar player. That makes them a four-piece band now. No screwing around! Said shredder is named Scott Martin. He's practically an LA legend, spending his young and handsome years playing with Crom and 400 Blows, among others. He's reportedly a terrible influence on Big Biz, but a fantastic guitar player that really makes the band "pop". He has hardly any kids or STDs. We also know they're releasing a four-song 12-inch slab of vinyl for their tour with Torche on their very own label, Gold Metal Records. With all those facts, what else could you possibly want to know? That they're a loud, gold-metal band that lives in LA? That they have three full length records out already? That they are all 23 years old and born on the exact same day? All you need to know is that the kids who are much younger/cooler than you are spending all their time texting and tweeting about Big Biz and you don't want to seem like some out-of-the-loop old fart.