Teenage Jesus and The Jerks, Mars, and early '80s no-wave outfits have plopped a godsend child out of Olympia, WA, calling themselves Die Monitr Batss. Die Monitr Batss' horns, angular guitars, droning choppy guitar lines, and female to male vocals sting you with repetition and their fucked time changes. This is a discography of all their recordings and includes the two songs from the Chromatics split 7" on GSL from 2002, all songs from the "Spread Your Legs Release The Bats" 7" released on Dim Mak/H3 in 2003, and other unreleased tracks. Some of the best and truest post-punk songs you've ever heard. (Nathan, who also plays guitar in The Gossip, plays guitar and sings in Die Monitr Batss.)