Drugs, Sex & Discotheques

Were The Prima Donnas the last of the great, late-'80s keyboard bands or first of the great, late-'90s, retro-'80s keyboard bands? You decide. The Prima Donnas' followers are many, and this long-lost testament to the glorious word of unholy synth-punk as translated by three young scholars from Sussex, UK, had been rumoured for many years, but no one believed it to be true.

Their story is famous and a little incredible. After leaving the confines of their orphanage in England and stowing away on a submarine to America, the boys found themselves in Texas and proceeded to educate the masses on how to get shitfaced and puke all over a keyboard while still looking unbelievably sexy.