The miraculous Cassette Tape Measure will make you question why you've spent so much of your life measuring with soul-stealing tape rulers that have little or nothing to do with rock and roll.

The Cassette Tape Measure comes with inches and metric units. We're not implying a superiority of one system or another. However, the Metric system - no offense - feels like an electronic or trip-hop kinda vibe. Which is fine. Measure twice, rock once with the Cassette Tape Measure.