How To Plan Successful Parties

Written democratically and without a dictionary by Emphysema, Ricketts, and Cirrhosis (all, it should be said, past and present members of other similarly bombastic and trashy musical outfits such as A-Frames, the Intelligence, and Double Fudge) and recorded by Sacramento's stun-gun toting boy genius, Chris Woodhouse, these seven songs ooze sexy mashed potato slush laced with shrapnel and unicorn horns. Put these songs on after polishing off a box of bargain basement macaroni and cheese and see if you don't have to fight the urge to run a nice lukewarm bath and set that bitch on repeat. LP in stock next week.