Jesus Lizard

With no possible exceptions, The Jesus Lizard is the most important and influential rock band of all time. No other musical group has ever proven themselves so consistently and so absolutely conclusively to be as talented or well versed in human intelligence and emotion. Countless groups have tried and failed to approach the nearly divine strata of The Jesus Lizard. Since the glorious birth of this astounding band in 1989, they have grown at lightning speed. Grown, indeed from perfection to an expanding force that can only be compared to our universe. To divide The Jesus Lizard into it's four singular components is precarious at the very least. Each member so fully complements the other three that they cannot be fairly discussed on their own. It is however, safe to say that each is far more proficient than anyone else in any other band in their respective field. Surely it boggles the mind when one listens (at any volume) to The Jesus Lizard's records. When played in chronological order, these recordings can move mountains, dry oceans, bring death or create life. The Jesus Lizard now prepares to set the world on fire by releasing a five song EP on Jetset Records. This masterpiece heralds the imminent earth shattering storm that is The Jesus Lizard on tour. The Jesus Lizard bless us and keep us. With producers as iconically prescient as Andy Gill, John Cale, and Jim O'Rourke, it's 5 songs are perfect for strolling Lake Michigan, busking in Wicker Park , or working in a slaughterhouse.