Noise Wendy

Wrong Musics shortest/most fucked up album yet comes from russian noise artists monopolka .. Henrys first descriptive sentence when he heard it was something like 'it sounds like someone vomiting up 250lb of random noises or spike jones jammin with meltbanana in a hurricane' he explains a bit more about the release - 'dramatic pulp noise halloween hardcore with Nailbomb tape and stuff' - and it's all true. But almost nobody wanted to get that such-a-cute EP, so i needed to expand these words. OK. Here's 8 mins full of tons of samples based on improvised tape manipulations (yes, girlies, Nailbomb pirate russian issue of mid-90's, great album), mostly on B side. Some samples were taken from my old useless cuts (eg jewish harp, toy guitars or basin) or various r'n'r bands (mostly drums) or kinda stupid sound effects and vintage cheesy keys sounds. I don't like tape-beatles etc, i like ground zero so i made it fast. I like funk so some nigguz voices are here. I like science-fiction - and sci-fi jingles. I am not a great all-time genius, so the record is a lot dumb, as a real rock'n'roll must be, even if it is almost not r'n'r.'