Sass Dragons

A three dude rock group from rocktastic suburbs of Chicago. They enjoy people getting kicked in the nards, drinking beer, doing drugs, running around with slinkies on our weiners, and we especially laugh hard when people bonk their heads on things. o and also when people slip on banana peels we might pee our pants laughing so much.

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