Split

VINYL FORMAT. The second release on NOBUNNY's Rubber Vomit label gets you a tasty split of lo-fi Chicagoland crap rock action. I.V. EYES deliver "They Saved Terri's Tube," a mind haltingly inept, jaw-droppingly stupid, unnecessarily offensive dose of FAKE PUNK! The tasiestiest in tasteless trash. Out of tune and out of time, we must be out of our minds for releasing this. This track rivals even the scum dumbest of all the KBD tracks out there. SCHILLER KILLERS drop "(I'm the) Wicker Park Strangler," which starts with a sample from that guy who played the butler in the movie Clue before nailing the coffin on all Black Lips imitators. Think "Stranger" only "Strangler" and a bit stranger. Flower Punk guitars tripping over a casio beat (which inexplicably, though thankfully gets louder towards the end as if someone fell asleep on the 4-track and pushed everything in the red), with dumb lyrics and painfully obnoxious back up vocals. It's not certain who exactly is in these bands but spread out over the two sides there are members of BASELBALL FURIES, CLONE DEFECTS, FUNCTIONAL BLACKOUTS/WOMEN iN PRISON, WHITE MYSTERY and The HoZac empire.