Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In (MP3)
Satan's Kickin Yr Dick In details the trials and tribulations of one Rodney Mitchell, an Everyone like any of us, who just wants to win the rat race, to be someone, to be a contender. He lusts for the power, prestige, and glamour of the big life, but is afraid he will never walk these roads. Dejected and alone, he cries out for assistance in this most banal but sincere of plans, and along the way finds himself holding hands with none other than that most hated and vilified of nefarious iconoclasts, the crown prince of damnation: Satan himself (ex-Slayer, Black Sabbath, and a million other bands). Implored by the promise of a better tomorrow, because the present day begs for euthanasia, Rodney becomes Rhonda Delight, dazzling the eyes and ears of all who behold her. In this reciprocal teletype romance, Rhonda becomes acclimated to her new-found status of demigod in the sociopolitical milieu of modern pop culture. Her adoring public fiendishly devours her charismatic persona like so much blow at Charlie Sheen's mansion, while Rhonda walks the anorexic line between media and mania, with her soul on the business end of a deal with the devil. 'Satan's Kickin Yr Dick In': not for the weak, timid, faint of heart, or those with remote-controlled pacemakers. The blood boileth over as the infernal minions of hell once again claim another tattered soul, screaming and kicking every step of the way, like being born in reverse. A 35 minute headfuck that only lets up upon completion of the souls transmigration.
| Tracklisting | |
| Disk | 1 | |
| 1 | I. |
| 2 | II. |
| 3 | III. (Make Me an Instrument of Worship) |
| 4 | IV. |
| 5 | V. |
| 6 | VI. |
| 7 | VII. |